Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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