Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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