it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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