Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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