Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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