At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My breasts were aching with rage.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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