no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
im calling her cock vulture from now on
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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