who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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