we're blogging at a bar
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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