I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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