My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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