Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
