No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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