Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So vagazzling was a success
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