I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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