i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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