Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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