i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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