Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There r osticjed everywhere
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
