I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
