Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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