you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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