we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Enjoy the penises
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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