dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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