only if we run a train.
done.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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