Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
you never un-have a 4some
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
