just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
