Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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