so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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