I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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