Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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