I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
