16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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