It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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