i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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