I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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