i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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