I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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