some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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