i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
