question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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