I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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