Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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