All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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