Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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