ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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