wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
