can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
