i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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