All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Please, let me fuck your mom
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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