id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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