Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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