I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Dicks are not precious.
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