At least make sure they are 18
Why
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Too much gin, very little bucket
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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