come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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