Nicole vs. Life
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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